January 2011
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So when do we get to see Taylor's GQ magazine...
Church Guilt
Mom: So you didn’t go to church today?
Me: Well I woke up, but then I fell back asleep.
Mom: Did Jesus ever go back to sleep?
Me: He probably did when He ascended into Heaven to rest.
Mom: Yes, from dying for your sins, just sayin.
Wiggle
Dad: Sorry this is late, my phone didn’t wiggle.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
Abbie how did you make a post that has nearly 30,000 notes. How.
Anonymous asked: You shouldn't laugh about other Taylor Swift fans (I could've said 'Swifties' but I figured out you probably didn't like that word). I mean even though some things they do are a little bit... hum, stupid(?), they love Taylor, and you love Taylor, and it's like a big family. You don't insult your family. Peace&lovelovelove, you know?
speaknowandliveyourlifefearless asked: heyy! so i just discovered your blog because someone reblogged your post about taylor connect. i feel the exact same way. some people on there are just like really greedy too. and im like shut up your going to see taylor swift just take it for what its worth. theyre all like "omg i didnt get pit tickets im on the floor :(" it annoys me.
okay bye <3 i love your blog :)
okay bye <3 i love your blog :)
Reasons I don't go on Taylor Connect:
“i got section’s 106 and 107 seats 12 AND 13!!! YAY 13 ILL BE LUCKY?”
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Taylor said "Lol" in a tweet.
What.
I mean I have nothing against the use of lol, I use it occasionally (although admittedly not too often because I feel like a middle schooler when I do sometimes).
But like… this is Taylor Swift. Who has never forgotten an apostrophe or semicolon. Who specifically said that when she texts, every single word has to be written completely out, with proper grammar and no abbreviations.
...
I HAVE SPEAK NOW TOUR TICKETS...
NOSEBLEEDS JULY 19TH
FLOOR JULY 20TH
(But I might be selling back the July 20th ones if I find better seats during a different presale or the general public sale because they are wayyyyyy in the back of the floor and I’m short. So.)
Life Alert
Dad: Hello…r u there?
Dad: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Daughter: ?????
Dad: I’m just preparing you for when I get old
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Funniest Home Videos
Dad: hello son. I need you to call me as soon as you get this. I am using good grammar because your mom said it bugs you when I dont. Sorry I didnt use an apostraphe I dont know how. I also dont know how to do a zero. I still use a capital O. Actually you dont have to call me anymore.
Me: how long did that take you to write?
Dad: lets just say funniest home videos is almost over.
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Sharon
Mom: sharon says hi
Me: who is sharon?
Mom: the woman at costco giving out samples
The Managment
ME: I like the pickles idea, just dont think it was meant to be in a packed lunch
MOM: Thanks for your feedback. The Management
I don't like Pink at all but I love that song...
spotlightonthelake:
The “clean” version though. Obviously I think we all know that I don’t really have a problem with the f-bomb, but I feel like, for the most part, it should stay out of songs. I think the song is more beautiful and meaningful if she says “Pretty pretty please, don’t you ever, ever feel like you’re less than, less than perfect” as opposed to “Pretty pretty please, don’t you...