January 2011
December 2010
Disappointed
Mom: Btw- In the car yesterday i knew what you meant when you were on the phone with your friend and said “Do you want to poke smot?” MOMMY IS DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
this new years..
fearlesslove13:
helloochicagoo:
People are out partying with their friends like
and I’m partying in my room like
MY LIFE.
This is beyond accurate. =/
Meeting the GF
Mom: So Stephanie friended me, and I confirmed. And she sent me a MESSAGE!! I don’t remember how to answer. So please tell her we’re really looking forward to her coming and does she like dark meat or white meat chicken! Also are there foods she really doesn’t like ie string beans, though I will still make them for me and Aaron or is she allergic to anything.
Reblog this if God is more important to you than...
losenohope-gainnoworries:
for the people who honestly had to sit and think..
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2010 was actually the best year of my life.
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LOL pt. 2
Mom: I thought LOL meant Little Old Lady.
Leaving my house for the first time since like...
Gonna go to Applebees and then see Little Fockers even though the reviews for it are terrible but whateva~~~~
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daenerystargaryens asked: hiii this is tayloralison on my personal blog and i am now stalking yours, lol.
daenerystargaryens asked: hiii this is tayloralison on my personal blog and i am now stalking yours, lol.
Listening to the entirety of the Speak Now album...
IT’S LIKE I’M EXPERIENCING HEAVEN RIGHT IN MY EARS GFJHGFSDJGHJFKDHCGNDFJKHMILDFHGINJHIO
I’M HEARING INSTRUMENTS I NEVER HEARD IN THESE SONGS BEFORE AND SOUNDS AND BACKGROUND VOCALS AND AMAZING CLARITY AND ALL-AROUND PERFECTION AND OH LORD IT’S LIKE I’M HEARING THE ALBUM FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT’S LIKE I’M SITTING THERE IN THE STUDIO NEXT TO HER AS...
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You said
I remember how we felt sittin by the water
And every time I lookatchu
It’s like the first time
I fell in love with a careless man’s careful daughter
She is the best thing that’s ever been mine.
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Fire Safety
Me: The mall is on fire.
Dad: Get out.
http://threewords.me/imahouseofcards →
GO GO GO GO GO
Please pray and reblog this.
youareaprincess:
I found out today my mother’s brain cancer has spread to her membrane. She has three months left to live at best.
Please pray. I believe in miracles.
Fuzzy
Dad: We played apples to apples and the word was fuzzy so I put down Fuzz and your brother put down fur - mom picked fur wtf
Dad: It cost me the game
It pisses me off to see unreleased Taylor Swift...
andthatlittleblackdress:
justanotherwide-eyedgirl:
Honestly, if you have them then chances are you’re not SUPPOSE to have them. And if you are suppose to have them, then you’re suppose to keep them to yourselves, instead of spreading them around for the world to see. I’m sure Taylor wouldn’t appreciate that. So seriously, if you have them, think of Taylor and feel lucky enough to have it and...
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I MISS DAWN BLOG '10
XOXO
MOM: Guess who's super hot mom just spotted Blair's stepdad slurping noodles at a japanese joint in Chelsea. xoxo Gossip Mom
#Andreashrug
youbelievedineverything:
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I dream of the day when someone in the street...
nickjonasvnecks:
fluentinpink:
why, yes that would be me:D.
that would be the shit.
HAHA THAT GIF.
Knowing for Sure
Dad: I think my phone isn’t texting
Me: yes it is
Dad: How do you know for sure?
College Student
Dad: Remember me? Sniff! Sniff!
Me: I love you daddy… and I saw you Monday!
Dad:
Dad: But it’s almost Thursday…. :(
43
DAD: I will be outside in 43 seconds.
